Jim: Department of motor vehicles new driver? Oh no, what’s it called? Handbook, handbook! Right? New driver’s handbook?
Johnny and Kaley: [point at the handbook title]
Jim: It’s not written there!
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Raj: Uh, listen, I got a text from that girl Abby, and she and her friend Martha want to hang out with us again. What do you say?
Sheldon: I don’t say anything. I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you’ve gone insane.
The Big Bang Theory s3e12
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny?
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny?
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK, Penny?
Jim Parsons at The Late Show With David Letterman (Oct 11, 2010)
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